2026

using the burrito in my bag like a heating pad on my uterus rn. You are all witnessing greatness.

me and who :/

this movie should have never existed

the only place that genuinely makes me think I have sensory issues is Trader Joe’s. Everyone is everywhere and it’s LOUD and HOT. My head is swiveling like a baby gazelle. Spun around in place like a NPC bc I got stuck grabbing a bag of baby carrots. Nightmare scenario.

I was such a weird kid why was I collecting dirty baseballs from the field outside my middle school and when my parents tried to take them away I got upset

I lol’d and then I serious’d

Christmas at dad’s house. Nana playing with a drawer absemtmindedly. Dad getting upset bc I washed a dish wrong and reminding me that he is in fact, undiagnosed. Dad’s gf trad-wifing down (they’ll break up in two years). I am hiding in the guest room on my phone. Peace on earth.

when they turn off the lights in the subway car as you go over the bridge to create a little ambiance… looove that shit….

I’ve stayed in bed for most of the day. I have eaten a croissant and a coffee for breakfast/lunch at 3:00 pm. surely this cigarette will cure me.

David Lynch’s “Fire React With Me”

I could never be a ballot counter because I’d just throw out the ones I didn’t like

They should have a Sondheim quiz for people to get Sunday in the Park presale

MARIANNE ELLIOT ok i moved

NO ONE is talking about Tiktok’s latest update on their terms and services -tracks your citizenship/immigration status -Religious beliefs -mental and physical health diagnosis -your race -if you’re TRANS or NONBINARY -sexual preferences and orientation

So anyway remember what I was telling y’all about how immigration is the distraction from a way bigger problem that is fascist consolidation of power and criminalization of political dissent through domestic terrorism charges because of NSPM-7 HEEEERE YOOOU GOOOOOO

yes and he’s been sailing on a big green boat