Tks Rhodri! You helped a lot, esp. by laughing. #writingtips When writing a Deputy Head character with an axe,always consult former teachers

SCD

Tired. Also Results Day. Best Tweet about us? Pathetic whores. Does this mean we are rubbish at whoring or our hearts just aren't in it?

Balletastic.

Weekend festivals are a fun reminder that camping is literally the worst thing in the entire world.

Book recommendations for holidays please?

Buzz Aldrin is wearing loads of bling. #moongangsta

Masterchef contestants, stop doing 'family food'. Unless they change the name to 'what's for tea then?' At that point, knock yourself out.

Beetroot is horrible.

Packs a chocolate punch.

Can you tell I'm living in my bedroom due to decorating? There's just telly. And my brain.

I might retrain as a vampire hunter.

Breakfast of champions. ow.ly/i/a2Jd7

sbsg.it/1HjpiQM JW I wish you still were. This would be invaluable!

x.com/biscuitahoy/st… David Wrenne xxxx

pic.x.com/M0H1mcZIPT and another one. These make me think of you and smile. David Wrenne

Dog's got kennel cough. My dog is now Gollum.

@nunnwilliams yes. It's not nice though. Poor poppet.

If I'm working Saturday and Sunday that makes this Friday a Wednesday, right? Hump of the long week.

Dragons