🎶 All my X’s live in Texas 🎶

“damn she so pretty” proceeds to go on about his day

this is the type of therapy you don’t pay for.

Shoutout everyone’s favorite White Boy Duo

i used to prefer texting over calling but now i prefer being unreachable

Just saw someone who i graduated highschool with have his second kid. Last night i drank 6 beers and played 2k till 12am and showed up to work 6 minuets late.

whoever got my voodoo doll please just rip it in half

ion smoke for fun it be real problems in these blunts

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You’re in her DMs. I’m in my apartment eurostepping my cat. She can’t guard me

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

Bong rips while watching some fucking hedge knight who’s not a knight find a little guy named egg

“why are you up so late” i have to help batman

I remember watching this episode in the living room with my parents present and when this scene came on the screen my dad pulled out a gun and shot me in the back of the head killing me instantly

no girlfriend. gym 4 times a week. right shoulder hurts. same 2 friends. one delusional crush. life is good.

everything i do for money has nothing to do with passion, it’s fueled by pure hatred for poverty.

I think I'll watch 12 hours of basketball today and get high.

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩