i laughed out loud

it must be sooo nice for everybody who’s seen anora and i’m sooo happy for every single one of you. i really am

🎃✨

What a deeply unserious man 😭

Something is happening with The Substance. I know you can feel it too. The accolades, the passion, the word of mouth just keep growing. And for good reason: it’s one of the year’s best films. Could this thing actually be an awards player? Signs are beginning to point to HELL YES.

Been wearing makeup on and off since I was like 13 and somehow I still don’t know how to do it and I don’t really care to learn

someone in nyc plz help me. i will pay you

Can’t believe I’m longing for the days when you could call your cable company, threaten to cancel, and they would give you discounts. 😭

literally me when some guy asks me to smile

4th hole in this dumbass, overpriced cardigan at a seam. by this point i should have just made my own since i have to keep sewing this one back together.

succcession really fucked me up im gonna go play roy cohn to relax

finally remembered which antm shoot this reminded me of

not one bouncy blowout in sight

“I just had to get some air. There was a horrible accident in the kitchen.”

I’m sorry Kroger is doing what now

deleting tweets after crashing out for thirty minutes

Full Moon in Aries tomorrow. It should be pretty chill.

haven’t seen the ai video, fan edits of literally most posters exist and are harmless. the only thing i can add to this dialogue is “is your ***** green” is in reference to that weird ass book the musical is loosely based on so like. cynthia, please, log off for the day.

Me when I try using Microsoft Excel