Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

had to turn it off

About to attempt my first “desk pop” except the barrel of the gun is touching the roof of my mouth 😹😹🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Bitch, I waited for blackpink, I would wait a whole life for you NJZ

I love saying "why would i lie" when I'm lying

im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge

Why are u in a pedophilia competition?

NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.

I tried selling my soul to the devil and he said no

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

Freddie Gibbs is crazy imagine being named after two iCarly characters

She's looking at my lifeless body hanging from the ceiling fan.

Just did 4 push-ups Might throw a bus at a bitch later idk

In Korea if you are darker than A5 paper they will jinja kill you