You literally love to see it

Mike Pence had blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his wherever.

Narrator: Now this was true, if it was 7 pm.

Jerry: So you’re saying he tucked? Kramer: Oh, he tucked! George: I tucked once. Didn’t care for it. Elaine: I’ve tucked...

Perspective. Dimension. Light. The Special One. Hang it in The Vatican. Jon Lubin

Justin Turner cleaned up his beard and is now kicking for the Carolina Panthers. Outrageous.

Choose your fighter.

Any wall is scalable if you are tall enough. - Mitch Hedberg, probably

Would love to see Steve Kornacki draw a map of the US blindfolded.

Might check out the Stuck on You sequel.

Hey, get in here! Kornacki is dropping more Pennsylvania ballots.

Stop the count!

A decade later I reach out to a professor and address her as “Kiddo”

oneofourown CVS Health Walgreens Max reduction of morbidity/mortality w/ considerations to speed & equity. 1st-come-1st-serve not the answer. 2nd dose requires bringing back all people from 1st dose given days 1-20 on days ~21-40, difficult to get new 1st dose folks in w/out major ramp up of operations/logistics

I feel like Steve Kornacki must have been offered a stylus to write on the screen at some point but he turned it down. He wants to feel the hardware. Press his phalanges against the pixels. He’s an artist.

Republicans are all in the hot dog suit right now.

Is there mutual fund for flags?

Did Sen. Patrick Leahy speak yet? If he doesn’t say “we’re not intimated by thugs” I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore. Jon Lubin

What if “Q” is actually “Queue” and inauguration on 3/4 is actually supposed to be 4/3? Moving the goalposts.