Spain wins the Darwin Award. How more stupid can you get? Maybe next time get ISIS to manage your counter-terrorism program.

Maybe it’s the leadership in Chicago and Springfield. Just a guess.

Did mee-maw hijack Senator Britt’s Twitter account?

I'm sorry but someone had to do it

Our CEO has never been to a Coldplay concert.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

Paging Speaker Mike Johnson and Matthew Foldi

Has anyone checked on Three Year Letterman

Boss: Quick, Celsius sales are way down and we don’t have anything left in the marketing budget what can we do? Sales: Tell people it might be a can of booze?

“I was on Colbert last night so I couldn’t vote to withhold weapons from Israel. But if I had present, I would have blamed the Jews for Hamas’ famine in Palestine” is the most liberal tweet ever.

No, Congressman. Releasing the hostages is an idea that’s time has come.

Even hologram Tupac was like “naw, this is fucked up”

Stoked by the right!?! Who called her a Nazi for simply doing a photo shoot, Tara? The right?

Just what the pirates need, access to shipfinder.co on their rafts.

Looks like I need a new ISP in October. Any suggestions?

With booze?!? If it’s not with booze, it’s not even a story.

Dave, I know you don’t specialize in late model vehicles but can you ID this for Jarvis #DavesCarIDService

Nice to see Pelosi didn’t block them this time.

Richard just casually advocating for eugenics.

I don’t know why everyone on the right is so upset about this logo change. The old logo was basically like: Here’s a cracker and here’s a barrel. We’re Cracker Barrel. It was pretty derogatory to the Republican base.