if my present self could time travel and tell my 11 year old self that I would still be sobbing over miikka kiprusoff and that the jonas brothers were coming to calgary (also sobbing bout that), i would never have believed it but HERE I AM DOING EXACTLY THAT

help i started listening to limp bizkit and creed ironically and now i can’t stop

the “it was fucken one of yus, DISGUSTEN!” mom and martha from baby reindeer just have that same scottish energy

the music in pokemon go gives me a flock of seagulls vibes and I am obsessed with pokemon like I’m 4 years old again. is this what healing the inner child feels like?

we could barely enforce wearing a mask during covid, but suddenly everyone is going to willingly restrict their water use? like i haven’t showered in a week but i just know there’s some asshole at a car wash in the rain rn because it’s calgary

hawk tuah knuckle tattoos

how it feels to try to get into the photo pit at coke stage every year when you have the “wrong” accreditation that actually is not wrong but correct according to media relations but they apparently don’t tell this to security

matthew and brady tkachuk

the hardest part of being addicted to anything and successfully quitting has got to be how serious your addiction is to others when active, but when you overcome initial withdrawal, people are so quick to forget and start to downplay it!!! and THAT makes me want a cigarette 🙂

get me to God’s country

born in the same hospital as ted cruz. went to the same high school as pierre poilievre. sickened to my core daily by these facts

the “frequent stops” bumper stickers on canada post vans

stoked to listen to a new taylor swift record and be able to not relate to it because I will never find the love she sings about <3

labubu is what montreal canadiens fans do to the toronto maple leafs