Jochem (@jschulenklopper) 's Twitter Profile
Jochem

@jschulenklopper

Son, father of three daughters, friend, learner, thinker, writer, tinkerer, software, technology, visualization, coffee, food, dessert, snowboard, music, Dutch

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Kevin Kelly (@kevin2kelly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Recently I've been getting a lot of "wrong person" spam texts. Here is a great explanation of what the intended scam is. maxread.substack.com/p/whats-the-de…

EvilMog® @mog.evil.af (@evil_mog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

3 Steps to being a good Programmer: 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one.

Nicholas Rougeux (@rougeux) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fun new mini project: Geometric Primes. Nine new posters visualizing prime numbers with basic geometric shapes. c82.net/work/?id=392

Fun new mini project: Geometric Primes. Nine new posters visualizing prime numbers with basic geometric shapes. c82.net/work/?id=392
Jochem (@jschulenklopper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Q: Die man in die koffiezaak met z’n hipsterbaard en een knotje in ‘t haar? Die strooit gewoon kaneel of cacaopoeder over het melkschuim van de cappuccino! A: Barbaarista #woordgraptogram @WisseBeets

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I’ve interviewed 1000s of people over my career. Only 1% of candidates truly know how to stand out. Learn to answer these 13 questions and I guarantee you’ll ace your next job interview:

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TIL that five songs use almost the same chord progression, or have a melody that fits it uncannily well. 1) Jamiroquai: "Virtual Insanity" 2) The Bee Gees: "Stayin' alive" 3) Bill Withers: "Just the two of us" 4) "Fly me to the moon" 5) Stevie Wonder: "Isn't she lovely"

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I just got hit in #Whamageddon. I recognized Wham!'s "Last Christmas"... in a hotel lobby of all places. It was a good run so far this year. whamageddon.com

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"What's happening?" Well, Twitter is not showing tweets from people that I follow, not showing tweets "for me", not showing accounts that I follow. It seems like Day One for Twitter, just after restoring the very first database with no tweets yet.

"What's happening?"

Well, Twitter is not showing tweets from people that I follow, not showing tweets "for me", not showing accounts that I follow.

It seems like Day One for Twitter, just after restoring the very first database with no tweets yet.
Jochem (@jschulenklopper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Q: Dit vuurspuwende beest staat soms op de spits van een kerktoren A: Kathedraak Q: Dit huisdier houdt de kerk muisvrij A: Kattedraal #woordgraptogram

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Q: Geheel tegen haar zin, maar de mediabaas plaatste toch een inkttekening op de arm van de actrice. A: #metattoo #woordgraptogram @WisseBeets

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Relationship tip: when your partner makes an awful but innocent mistake (leaves their phone in the cab, forgets their passport when heading to the airport for an international flight, drops and shatters a beloved item, gets in a fender bender, etc.), don't get mad at them. It