Huh 🤔

WWWWWWOCKETS‼️ #Liftoff

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blacked out, facedown in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing Happy Birthday to my son. “Please just reverse the Rav4” I whisper into the concrete.

God bless Oklahoma State fans. I wouldn't be able to do this every year.

Poor Sooners Dari Nowkhah. They had to watch 4 quarters & 2 OTs of an Oklahoma State game. Enjoy the SEC

Never a doubt!

Let's face it OU fans can't comprehend being the second best team in Oklahoma

We get the uniforms back. That’s how this works, I don’t make the rules. Sorry, not sorry. Too bad, so sad.

happy oiLers game!

I honestly never thought this would happen.🥹 #WeAreTexans

Santa Anna in 1836

:/

ty cobb (.366)- “legend” “best to ever do it” “🐐🐐🐐” punxsutawney phil (.390)- “washed” “he sucks” “let’s kill him with rocks”

Jose Altuve has been the life of the Astros, now he is an Astro for life.

If Aaron Judge or Shohei Ohtani had hit this homerun. It would be the greatest highlight in the history of the modern game in MLB’s eyes. It would be on loop regularly. x.com/astros_dude/st…

It’s time