Im not even kidding you my Uber driver said im to fat for her to drive me then she said she was gunna pull a gun on me WTF

Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

why is my feed just a series of questions what goes on a hotdog? what do you do in X situation? who is the greatest movie villain of all time? who was your favorite high school teacher? what is your mother’s maiden name?

“they’re gonna be, like, dead” is an all-timer

how do I crop this to be my cover photo, haha wait no I got it haha

is this what dana meant when he said he was gonna make things right with Volkov #UFC321

No way he beats Merab man lol #UFC321

Shevchenko v Weill is maybe the 3rd WMMA fight that I’ve ever been hyped for

no fuckin way man #UFC321

did he say "no contest: unintentional eyepoke"? #UFC321

#UFC321

I’m so glad that I’m not a Halo fan

"Highest skill level"

Ok but why would DC do this? 😢

Imagine your son goes to war and gets slimed by this dude I’d just tell people he crashed his jeep or some shit

I wish Jon Fishtank wasn’t 90% of my feed

I thought Herculad was gonna show up

one game that will be good and three that will be mid