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If a woman whispers to a guy on a first date, she wants to bang already.

BREAKING: Trump's lawyers just confessed in writing that he doesn't have the money to pay the $466,000,000 New York State fine.

In 2024, if you still use the word knickers, are you white trash?

If you’ve never seen it here is donald trump saying that convicted felons shouldn’t be allowed to run for President.

Would you rather have a president who is a convicted criminal guilty of 34 felonies (so far), or a guy who is old, with a bad memory, and falls asleep on duty? I'm referring to Donald Trump and, wait for it, Ronald Reagan. Say something dimwitted Criminal-Trump fans.

On a scale of 1 to 15, how beautiful is this woman? Thanks for participating.

This is revolting to those overwhelmingly on the right. But get used to saying President Harris because she's by far the better person. Yes, apply "the greater good of the not so good and the horrible."

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

When Trump loses again, he's gonna say that the Democrats rigged the election with a vagina.

Preface, I'm asking for honest responses please... What is going to happen under the next Trump term? All answers encouraged and accepted. I will start. I think Trump is going to try to overturn term limits so he can be president for life. Maybe even change the constitution.

Well, at least I live in another country. Sort of: Hawaii, which was stolen by force by the US in 1893 from the residing queen. It's the furthest place away from anywhere else in the world, including the US (mainland). I can stand with the Hawaiian people and feel good about it.

If you ask a boyfriend or girlfriend how many people they have been with and they say "I don't know, I didn't count," that means they hit everything with a pulse.

Can I get an A.I. girlfriend to do my taxes?

Somebody call Disney. Nissan hacked the StarWars Storm Trooper Design.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary It's been 10 on here being a gimp cripple comedian, and I still haven't figured out how to tell someone to fuck off in a nice way that still hits to the bone.

I wonder if Oral Roberts was a master of making love?

Um, I thought Trump promised to stop endless wars?? (Sarcasm)

What if that nutcase in North Korea gets jealous and says f**k it sending a nuke to Japan?

Would an AI comedian even flinch when bombing on stage? The sheer confidence and perseverance would turn the audience around. LOL