It’s a bad night to be a nitrous ballon in the city of Los Angeles

Krystal got me tickets to see Turnover. She getting the best 2 minutes (maybe 3) of her life tonight

I was playing calming music for Luna while she does her homework and this girl really said “Dad can you play Slayer instead”lmao

Luna ran in the house, ran back out with a plastic knife yelling “FOR PROTECTIOOON” wtf lmao

#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 5, Tigers 4

These Dodgers man

Special guest at dodgers stadium tonight

It is a toad and it threw out the first pitch tonight.

Take Bobby miller back to the minors fuck this

They need to come out with a new guitar hero

Me when Turnover plays the first notes to Cutting my fingers off tonight

Thank you, CT3.

These dodgers got me sad

Being the unc in charge of the grill really feels special

Might as well serve up the pitches on a T-ball stand

CLAYTON KERSHAW MAKES HISTORY AND JOINS THE 3,000 STRIKEOUT CLUB!

Ya van junto al Biejon 🫡

IPAs always say they’re tropical and fruity and then end up tasting like batteries and dirty ankles

I understand why kids love their strollers so much. I’m ready for a nap and ride too shit

DIEGOOOOOOOOO