Clean joke: What did the energizer bunny arrested for? Battery!

Christmas joke: I was offered a job at a salt and pepper factory... I turned down the offer because it was seasonal!

Made a visit to Mrs. Leick's classroom today. Students were really enjoying the project work. Some were even laughing while they worked. I guess they found it "humerus," you might say. Treynor MS/HS Principal Treynor CSD #RollCards

Christmas joke: Why were Santa's helpers so sad? They had low elf-esteem!

According to my chocolate advent calendar, Christmas is tomorrow!

Christmas joke: Why is a broken drum the best present? You can't beat it!

Clean joke: Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar They didn't planet that way!

Clean joke: How do cows pay each other? Venmoooooo

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This is so true 🤣

Joke: Home Depot and Walmart should switch names.. Proof: which mart do you go to if you need a wall? And where do people with a screw loose shop?

You better not mess with me. I'll get your home address added onto the Oriental Trading catalog mailing list under a dozen different names.

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To Blawwwk traffic!!

Joke: I like to switch the N and M keys on the computers in my office. Many call me a nomster

I went to the paint store today to get thinner... It didn't work, I'm just as fat

Got fired my first day at the bank A lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

Someone stole all the toilets at the police station... Police have nothing to go on