me: “ima FaceTime my bestie” *facetime unavailable* me: “bitch”

“they’re finding tweets from last year joe”

Someone send me some new Lightroom presets & I’ll send you what I have in return 🤗🤩

If you think chest hair isn’t hot...grow up idk what else to tell you. We grown we don’t like naked mole rats

This FB feature is so underrated for those of us nosey bitches 😅

I swear y’all my baby is my best friend..never knew I could have so much fun with a baby but here we are

my love language is all of the little things in a relationship. like yes pls send me good morning texts, tell me u miss me, call me when ur drunk, share songs that remind u of me, double/triple/quadruple text me so i kno u want me. it’s alllll ab the little things for me

✨ when you add a bunch of stuff to a cart and don’t buy any of it ✨

If the United States can be in debt & never pay it back. Then so can I. 🤣

are you really at your parents if you don’t sit on the counter?

Leaving your house and getting back home safely is such an underrated blessing these days. Life can be taken away so easily.

Daily affirmation “I will receive communications and criticisms constructively, non-defensively, and with the intent of finding truth as a silver lining to better myself, wether my ego wants to agree or disagree, I will ultimately come out better in some way, shape or form.”

Sezzle: Just letting you know… Me:

affirm: i know that all of my problems are temporary. i know that better days are coming. i know all things are working out for the greater good.

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something