The year is 2039. President Ivanka Trump's attorney general, Matt Gaetz, opens an investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the Trump-Russia investigation.

Matt Gaetz: “You never know, David — there may be an Attorney General Matt Gaetz down the road, or someone of my liking” Vote.

Considering how generally well-liked California is by its residents, I feel like this "Everywhere will be California!" thing isn't the bogeyman he wants it to be.

Thank you for supporting disarmament of law enforcement, I guess.

Software shipments for Switch through September: 1.306 billion. Software shipments for NES+SNES+N64+GCN: 1.313 billion.

It's nice that there are mobile options for working with spreadsheets like Google Sheets or Collabora Office, but their limited chart options suck.

Voted in a small town, but with only three machines it took about 100 minutes.

Kamala Harris said WHAT?!

How the hell we getting to Mars now?

Thinking about Stephen King's It, where after living mostly peacefully for a time the characters are presented with the return of the clown demon they thought they'd defeated and have a sudden rush of memories, fear, and revulsion.

I wonder how many days after inauguration that Trump looks at current inflation/job/etc. numbers and says he fixed things.

I wonder if any election simulation games let you pick "trying to escape criminal prosecution" as a top issue.

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Seiken 3 being remade again.

Resigning from the House to escape imminent censure or removal by the House Ethics Committee for possibly criminal misbehavior, in order to have a clearer track for becoming Attorney General and head of federal law enforcement: an almost unbelievably perfect MAGA move. 1/2

It's so funny to me that this is the big critical gotcha against John Oliver being passed around, because they're just... describing talkshow comedy. These people think they're being hypnotized because talkshow comedy follows an effective and predictable cadence.