I have an anti-story story up at Dream Boy Book Club: dreamboybook.club/joshua-bohnsack

Why doesn’t Taylor Swift add carbon offsets to her tickets? I know it’s not a real solution but it would be something to acknowledge how she’s fast tracking our planet to a hazy grave.

Lin-Manuel Miranda July

Vampire Weekend does not pass the Bechdel test.

Today. 2pm. Cole’s Bar. Logan Square. Chicago. Free. Music. Literature. Art. We curated this evolving cast of artists in what we’re calling the Long Day Revue, the first stop on homeroom’s Exquisite Crawl.

SCUF will be sweating and banging away in the middle of this with. Thanks to Goth Brooks. / Long Day Press for having us a chance to hop on and pick apart the exquisite corpse with so many friends and hopefully some strangers too.

Free idea: a movie, about super heroes. You know, like the comic books and cartoons, but this time it’s a movie that costs a lot of money.

They should make a Bob Dylan for girls.

I wrote an essay with the answer to this question, but the publisher’s website is indefinitely down.

Post *some* bills?

I like to think of myself as someone who knows how to go to the post office.

Twin Peaks Pro Skater 2

Can we just put soup first when talking about salad and soup? Avoid the whole “super” thing altogether.

Join Long Day Press in welcoming Tyler Cain Lacy back to Chicago for the release of his new book, "In Memory of James Wright, Whose Poem I Ate." The evening will be accompanied by readings from Timothy Moore, John Wilmes, & Abigail Zimmer.

This year, I’m making this haunted house a haunted home.

Once a month I google “hot dogs that are good for you” in hopes of advancements in the hot dog sciences.

James Joyce Carol(e) King James Woods(row) Wilson Philip(s) Baker Hall & Oates