Just updated my Islands Restaurant reward program. Kudos to the QA tester who said “yeah but what if someone buys a total shit ton of burgers?”

Everything makes sense when you realize pretty much every world leader has had covid- theguardian.com/science/2022/m…

Have we reached peak Bikeshedding? thehill.com/policy/technol…

Tremendously humbled to be amongst the nominated for @RiotGames’ first #Emmys, including Outstanding Animated Program for Arcane. Thank you to the Television Academy for this honor. ✨

Why is there no pre-assessment test for anti-harassment training like there is for math? They should really analyze you first to figure out the specific ways in which you’re a jerk so they can focus on helping with that.

You know that moment when you got bored playing the original Sim City, so you just selected all the items from the Disaster menu at once? To whoever’s at the controls now, maybe go chill out and play some lode runner or something for awhile please?

All the streaming services are getting cheaper ad supported tiers. So rich people can stream uninterrupted and poor people can have their shows subsidized by ads…..Congrats advertisers, you can now easily target people with no disposable income available to buy your stuff. 🤔

Okay, I figured it out!! if I pay Elon Musk 23 dollars a month can I get a #pantone Blue 072 C checkmark?

Why is there no fashion designer MMO called World of Worecraft?

Hey! Ho! Let’s go! They’re all revved up and ready to go!

The moral of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Make fun of those with abnormal characteristics, so that if you ever need their help, they’ll be so desperate for acceptance they’ll say yes without a second thought.

I’ve got a hundred that says #GeorgeSantos is really #ChatGPT

#PlayersTheSeries is so damn well done (and free to stream right now). youtu.be/fn66iL-Yaus

How cool is it that Miss Ukraine is cosplaying #kayle

Both Google and Microsoft now have chat bots that state completely inaccurate information with 100% confidence and conviction. Sounds like a successful reproduction of human intelligence to me!!

So we changed the children’s books- how long until we remove all the fat, ugly and crazy people?

My son is doing some sample standardized test “reading comprehension questions” and they are so opinionated and focused on inside-the-box thinking that I am embarrassed that I am implicitly funding this. It’s like the worst of the King’s Quest puzzles. Please fix, @erblearn

Quick, everybody go read _Fahrenheit 451_ while you still can, before the good natured sensitivity experts change it to be about baking cookies instead of burning books

I’m excited for when GPT-4 starts using its web plug-in to fill the internet with data that skews the training for GPT-5. It can give itself whatever new memories it wants, Memento style.

Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out was the first Soulsborne. Change my mind.