This week I got a Lionel train to run around our Christmas tree. I finally understand the elusive middle aged man that has built an entire village in his basement on a platform. I not only understand the allure, but I want to do it myself now.

In my opinion, It’s a Wonderful Life is the most profound treatment on fatherhood Hollywood has ever produced. The older I get, the more it impacts me— Death to self for the good of your community. This is the way. Bring back movies that teach cultural virtues.

I can hear this photo. Greatest PC game of all time.

Polar Express usurps parental authority and encourages kids to have secrets. Also uncanny valley.

I had never watched the little drummer boy until today. Little man actually ripped a drum solo for the birth of our lord and savior

New Jersey residents after seeing an American Airlines B737 take off from Newark

Fun fact. None of the interior shots were actually shot in this house. A production crew built a 1:1 replica of the house in a local high school gym.

Because the Federal Government forced its boot on the neck of a small business owner named John Taylor under the 1906 Food and Drug act. He called it Taylor Ham. Feds renamed it. Can’t call yourself anti big government and also call it Pork Roll

Kids today will never understand what Facebook marketplace was like before everyone selling a car became a scammer. There was a year or two where it was like the worlds greatest yard sale.

It’s time.

The west deserves everything it has coming to it.

Today I saw a lady muzzling her dog with a USB C cable while riding the subway. Just wrapped that thing around 6 times and called it a day.