thank god

the best old christmas movies have a character who wants to k*ll him/hers*lf on christmas eve

the concept of harvey dents backstory actually being explored on the big screen. Just the concept of it

he dk a damn thing

no but seriously imagine it

love narratives. big big fan of narratives....

they're telling me to delete this but i don't really have a humiliation setting when it comes to twitter idk 🫤🫤 they were getting thrashed and then the pens fell asleep . i lost my boner in the third but i was rock solid before that . u can't take that away from me

they should open an investigation into how a video of two people i don't, in the grand scheme of things, care very much about manages to make me feel viscerally unwell and tear up every time i watch it

is it really

sidney crosby has one wife please respect monogamy

I will love my captain here or there I will love my captain everywhere

oh but rainbows are a problem

this fucking country man

in the car with my dad holding back tears cuz i sat for a second and seriously thought about how much i want the leafs to win

i just want to watch sidney crosby evgeni malkin hockey.