Made a few life decisions during quarantine so far: bought a dog, going back on keto, and I need to download the sims #quarantine

Quarantine: day whatever

Turns out my dog really *can’t* understand English 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anytime I ask Alexa to play classic rock, she plays 00’s rock. If Mr. Brightside is classic rock then I want to die.

I was on a call earlier and a new coworker assumed that I was Gen Z. So that's a pretty big deal for me right now. (See previous tweet about Alexa thinking I'm old.)

evergreen content? try evergreen depression lmao