Took my socks off. Put them back on the opposite feet. I think I broke something in the universe.

Listening to Sufjan Stevens under a sky full of stars in the middle of nowhere is a peak summer experience.

Consistency is overrated. It’s easy when you actually love what you’re doing. I rewatched #GameofThrones—all 70 hours of it—without missing a beat. That’s commitment. It was never forced. What if commitment was supposed to come naturally? 🤔🤯

Society’s greatest unwritten rules: - whenever you imitate someone - the less you sound like them the funnier it is End List

What happens if there’s an electric Twitter account in the middle of the forest and no is around. Does it still make a sound?

If this is at all related to why the Bengals have such a hard time paying their star players something has got to change. They aren’t even on the graphic 😭 😭

Who’s your favorite #GameOfThrones character and why is it Benjen Stark?

Just saw a guy put AirPods in during maariv. That’s the Davening equivalent of Hoodie Melo. Max Mannis

Season 8 of #GameOfThrones is a lot better than most people give it credit. Yes, the battle of Winterfell is a huge embarrassment but there are some epic moments. Drogon recognizing that the Iron throne — Dany’s lust for power — is what killed her and not Jon is electric.

My last #GameOfThrones tweet for a while. Jon Snow being the most honorable man in the seven kingdoms and “stabbing Daenerys in the back” — becoming the new “king slayer” — is poetic. Especially considering Jamie’s character ark. The story begins and ends with a “king slayer”.

Putting yourself out there is scary until the alternative is scarier.

If I were on the Nature Channel, my natural habitat would be organized sports.

Waiting for someone to make a T-shirt that says “Real Men Stretch.”

Texas Sun by Khruangbin and Leon Bridges might be the best album/EP to end the night.

Does anyone remember when your brother has first pick of slice of pizza and he doesn’t take the best one? Are there better sensations in life?

The #Jets moves at DT have shades of the Broncos JFM trade last year. Another one Mougey had his hand in. Let’s hope the payoff is the same.

If only Tel Aviv knew what a breeze meant like Jerusalem does.

Favorite part of riding my bike is not having to put on my seat belt. Hits every time.

Self gif is probably the most underrated feature on WhatsApp. Insane potential.