If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks

Eternal God Concerned He Might Be On Wrong Side Of History babylonbee.com/news/eternal-g…

#prayforkerala 🙏🏾

Christians Face Clear Choice Between Party That's A Hypocritical Mockery Of Their Faith And One That's Openly Hostile To It babylonbee.com/news/christian…

Jesus Ratioed On Twitter For Saying 'Love Your Enemies' babylonbee.com/news/jesus-rat…

Apparently I should have been talking about a pandemic instead of automation.

What a beautiful Sunday for your home to become a beautiful sanctuary filled w/worship to the One True God.

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My Dearest Wormwood, Invent Twitter Your Affectionate Uncle, Screwtape

RETRACTION: The hard-working crack-squad of fact-checkers at USA TODAY has pointed out to us that this article is false. The 9th Circuit did not overturn the death of RBG. We apologize and will strive to do better.

Me: “Try to be positive.” My 7 yr old: “Why?” Me: “Your life will be better. You’ll react to your day better. And people will want to spend time with you.” Him: “You and Mom will always want to spend time with me.” Me: “Yes, but everyone else has a choice.”

The 1st thing our half-Indian Vice President will enact is taking your shoes off before you enter The White House

.The Babylon Bee is savage 🤣🤣

Wear your warm woollen mittens and enjoy the cool crisp Munnar weather! #changeofair #keralatourism #BernieSanders

Powerful: Google Leaves Homepage Empty In Honor Of Jesus's Empty Tomb babylonbee.com/news/google-pa…

T-Will should write a book. ‘How I Made It To the NFL With No Football IQ’

If I Were 22 Again. desiringgod.org/articles/if-i-…