Josh Gunderson
@joshgunderson
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https://linktr.ee/joshgunderson 14-06-2009 04:10:29
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Hey Royal Caribbean... the Liberty of the Seas windjammer is still playing christmas music. For the sake of everyone's sanity, please make it stop 🤣😂
If anyone needs me, apparently we all just live inside the Universal Orlando Resort parking garage now.
Seriously Universal Orlando Resort why is nothing moving. We've been trapped in the parking garage for over half an hour
Going on 1 hour of being stuck in the ET garage Universal Orlando Resort. Gonna go ahead and have my mail forwarded here. Tell my cats I died well.
Trying to get everything ready before vacation is a full-time job. Royal Caribbean, I’m arriving tired, unhinged, and emotionally unprepared to turn 40. Please have a whiskey on the rocks and a therapist ready at check-in.
Hey Royal Caribbean — Whiskey climbed into my suitcase because he heard I’m sailing the Quantum to Alaska for my birthday and thought he was invited. Any chance you allow stowaway cats with excellent taste and zero chill?