Jonathan Ross can hold that

Probably shouldn't have spunked £250m on 2 players if you're just gonna complain at squad depth

Why does time go so slow when you're ill?

Imagine if Licha was 6ft 3+

Commentator said Casemiro is one of our shortest players in the squad? 😭😭

Shawberto Calories locked in before another international tournament, fairs

the cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

That's exactly why our fans shouldn't be so excited at our league position while the game is still on. Idiots

Dalot is that footballer where, if you watch just a tiny clip of him, you might think he is terrible, but after watching him for the full 90 minutes, you realise you're absolutely right.

79th minute, 2-1 down, and still no attacking subs

AMADDDDDD

I'm actually suffering 🤒🤧

No Djed Spence penitentiary instagram post?

He's doing it to "spread positivity"

Haaland has 13 prem goals and we're only at the start of November

🔴 Armed with nothing but his fists, Nottingham Forest supporter Stephen Creen tried to stop alleged attacker Anthony Williams Read more ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/0…

Ruben Amorim leave my club

Knighted by King Charles III at Buckingham Palace 🏅 Introducing, *Sir David Beckham* 👏

ReuctantNicko vs Pie

Some jokes really do write themselves