Pending Juju’s health, Paige is going to be the best player in the world in about 2-3 years

The Sparks have become the most fun team in the WNBA. The pace they play at is insane.

This is fucking insane. Absolutely insane.

Really hate how Twitter’s “For You” tab don’t be for youing

Marc Maron is on a hall of fame podcast run right now 🔥

You can’t convince me his supporters actually believe him at this point. Yeah, they’ll defend him. They’ll lie. But deep down they know this is bullshit

Just to be clear, this is the U.S. Secretary of Defense—who multiple women voted to confirm—sharing content advocating for women to not vote. I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes. This is why we must organize and stay in the fight!

60!?!? John Starks is 60!?!! Just had the realization I’m on the backend of my life

The irony is not lost on many in Washington that Trump says spitting on a DC cop is justification for hitting/punching back "hard" when he pardoned hundreds of Jan. 6 rioters who assaulted those same cops — and said attacks on them that day were "minor."

Projection

Adding to the absurdity is the majority of cops STILL voting for this douchebag and being 100% down for this takeover of D.C.

Your neighbor with the “Don’t Tread On Me” flag flying in his front yard supports the National Guard taking over Washington D.C.

The Sparks are the most fun team to watch in the WNBA right now and I actually don’t think it’s particularly close

By this logic, every town in America is unsafe Y’all think a 75 year old mother born and raised in Harlem is gonna feel safe walking around a rural area at 11pm? Does she count or nah? Why? Why not? Y’all really don’t understand data and it’s actually destroying society

Knicks schedule. Let’s go Knicks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

My allergies today

The older you get, the louder you sneeze. This is science.

“Listen, I’m no Nazi, but I’ll throw on a Hitler speech when a girl comes over to test her. And if she gets bothered, I don’t want nothing to do with her bro. I know Hitler is bad, but what is she bothered by? Makes no sense, bro. Oh nah, I’m no Nazi. Just wild that bothers her”

This is what inspires me when I’m outside NYC

BECAUSE IT WORKED