Sorry for the break I was kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me

Could the governments please just announce that this has been the most elaborate ‘April fools joke’ ever already so we can leave our houses? #AprilFoolsDay

Gonna be honest I kinda miss Brexit ngl

Is asking what someone’s favourite colour is, the same as asking what their favourite flavour of light is?

8ball?

I really need to hear the words ‘Wilson’s Carpets’ on the radio rn for my own security

56 too small a number for 8 x 7

Some of y’all not been doing your do rey mi so far la ti do and it shows

Hope we all got fatty dubs bois #ResultsDay