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Funny how getting what you want can sometimes be disappointing. Can I get an amen from people out there that bought Flowbees , Chia Pets, a set of Ginsu knives and Popeil Pocket Fishermans? Y’all know exactly what I’m talking bout…🤷‍♂️ -The Rolling Stones, Let It Bleed, 1969

Dear local bar band, When you start playing live, there will be people in the crowd that will start screaming “Freebird.” For the love of God, don’t fall for it, you’re two guitarists and a piano player short…🤷‍♂️ Your friend, Jojo -Lynyrd Skynyrd, One More From The Road, 1976

Have any of y’all heard anything by the new hip hop artist Skyrizi??? Bangin’!!! Wait, hold up, that’s my new arthritis medication, shit! Hip was right though….hold on…

In related news, a “howdy” is as good as a “hello”…to this stereo-deaf jackass…🤣 -Faces, A Nod Is As Good As A Wink…To A Blind Horse, 1971

As a kid I avoided Aunt Alice at family reunions. She’d always come over arms spread out, covered in make-up, talking about “come over here and give me a hug Jojo, I just love you to death.” She’d always bring tater tot casserole though…😉🥘 -Alice Cooper, Love It To Death,

The three stages of life: Young: Learning how to take care of business. Middle: Taking care of business. Late: Praying for another day of business. So squeeze some fun in there every chance you get!!!! 😊 -Bachman Turner Overdrive, Best Of B.T.O., 1976

Can you play Revolver on a semi-automatic turntable??? 🤔 Yep, it’s “revolving”, cool…alls well… -The Beatles, Revolver, 1966

Take it from this “raggedy hobo”, this is the good kind of Blackfoot. Nothing to do with frostbite or younguns not wearing shoes in the grocery store…🤷‍♂️ -Blackfoot, Strikes, 1979

In ‘83 Def Leppard said “I don’t want your photograph.” Now?, we’re walking around with phones full of pics of cats, dogs, younguns’, what we had for lunch, and women in Walmart wearing yoga pants. That last one might just be me though…😳 -Def Leppard, Pyromania, 1983

One more record purchase and I’ll be fiscally qualified to join Willy and the poor boys. That’s the humblest of brags…🤷‍♂️ -Creedence Clearwater Revival, Willy And The Poor Boys, 1969

Kicking off this Sunday morning like every Sunday of my childhood. With a trip to church. Right now some of you have questions about the efficacy of those trips….🤔 I get it. -Sister Rosetta Tharpe, The Best Of, 1979

As predicted by my pal Clint, I’m gonna spin some stuff from my Father’s collection today. Dad’s 87 and not doing well this morning He definitely shaped my Jazz leanings. This one was a mainstay…. -Henry Mancini, Music From Mr. Lucky, 1960

I remember the day my Dad brought this one home from Byrd’s music store. My brother and I were quite enamored with the airplane. This one sounds like Austin Powers makes a trip South of the border…❤️ -Ramsey Lewis, Goin’ Latin, 1967

My Dad’s love of the music of Ray Charles led me there as well. He never had this one but when I played it for him, yeah, he was diggin’ it….😊 -Ray Charles/Milt Jackson, Soul Meeting, 1961

So Father’s Day doesn’t pass without a Dad Joke… If I shoplifted this album, is this Felonious Thelonious???? Nah, I’m in more of a misdemeanor demeanor. This post is a crime. 😳👮‍♀️ -Thelonious Monk Quartet, Monk’s Dream, 1962, (reissue)

Just sitting here contemplating that tomorrow’s Monday again. 😳 Then, no need to kickstart the blues any earlier than necessary amirite??? Imma let Coltrane ease me into that a bit… -John Coltrane, Coltrane Plays The Blues, 1962

A letter was where you’d get a piece of paper and write to someone, then you’d put it in an envelope, put a stamp on it and put it in the mail. They may or may not get it and you may or may not hear back from them. So, just like email essentially. 🤷‍♂️ -Pat Metheny Group, Letter

Time for a generous dose to combat the monumental pain in the ass this Monday was…😡 Hope your day was better!!! -Morphine, Cure For Pain, 1993

Well hell, it is taco Tuesday. I’ll have the number 12 “splatter platter” and call in sick tomorrow…🤣 -ZZTop, Tres Hombres, 1973