Happy Chainsaw Bayonet Day to those who celebrate.

Cynical Publius A Communist, a Jihadist, a sociopath, and a spoiled theater kid walk into a bar. The bartender says 'Hey, Zohran.'

arresting the man and bringing his wife is a new form of torture.

There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name. Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.

The Walking Crackhead

The special plane to deport Somali daycare scammers.

Cats at 3am for no reason.

Dan Bongino's credibility didn't kill itself.

Behold! From the very depths of hell: Satan's Traffic Orgy. x.com/MyLordBebo/sta…

Why is it that those of whom can least afford a traffic ticket are always the ones driving like inconsiderate douch bags?

The registration sticker comes with instructions.

It's weird how in Star Trek they go where no one has ever gone before, yet they always find someone there

The US being in NATO is like paying alimony to 31 ex-wives.

I'm a watch guy, so I often find myself looking at watches online. What I've found is that many quartz watches will say "Swiss quartz" as a selling point. Real watch eficionados know that it is the Japanese quartz movements that are highly regarded (followed by the Swiss), and

Well, this is interesting. X apparently thinks that I'm spamming on X and is now limiting my account. I'll give it a few days to see how the review that I requested goes, if this limiting of my account continues or I don't hear anything, then I'll have to dump X like I did

Hey, thanks for splashing that fuel all over my car back there on the freeway, appreciate it.

GOV: We have a housing crisis. Prices are too high. ME: I agree. Supply is too low. GOV: So we have a plan. We’re going to subsidize demand. ME: …What does that mean? GOV: We’re going to give people money to buy houses. ME: But there aren't enough houses. GOV: Right. So

The Stephen Hawking parade - Spain. I just can't.