Oh that body of yours

Does anyone know what the macros are on eating box

Tight little fucker

NIGGA GAMBLING DONT STOP WE KEEP GOING

the jews are making me drink 47 beers and drunk text my ex gfs tonight.

Shohei Ohtani whenever I have the Dodgers to win

Don’t overthink it. #Fundamentals

soccer players would have been out 3-4 months

Congrats Rob Gronkowski 👏

I wouldn’t need the viagra and I would appreciate the free and unexpected sex benefits that come with the job I applied for. Dude sounds really ungrateful and honestly kind of gay.

Fake news

HAPPY MAY(E)

Me going to apply for a job at JP Morgan and seeing my bro as the interviewer:

I FINALLY MADE MY GIRLFRIEND SQUIRT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Watching a horse I just learned existed today lose me money at the Derby

May(e) the 4th be with you 🌌

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate!

The Patriot way