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Jordan Glasgow

@jordanglasgow18

Advocate. Progressive. @DrewWRogers brunch partner. Allergic to everything. she/her

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calendar_today27-05-2014 09:55:34

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Tell me where D and I should go for Valentine’s Day. We don’t want to spend a small fortune. Because diapers are surprisingly expensive.

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We got a daycare that we’re comfortable with and doesn’t cost more than our mortgage. We should go get a lottery ticket while we’re at it.

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I had a golden named Sam while growing up. She was a kelpto who constantly thought she had puppies. She would catch tortoises, and we’d often have to keep them for days so she’d forget their scent. She’d also sneak out to the neighbors’ house because they fed her steak.

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Me trying to figure out how to safely and comfortably get my baby to CPKC Stadium without buying a parking pass that costs nearly as much as the tickets themselves.

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And the Current tried to make it sound like it was going to be a great deal in the initial email. I’m glad the first few matches are day matches in not super crazy heat because I have no clue how this will work with my 4 mo.

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Recruiters: don’t come at me and waste my time with unknown details. If you don’t know how much time this role demands and how much it pays, then why are we talking.

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I have 2 tickets to SKCvSTL this weekend that I can’t use. Would prefer they went to Sporting supporters. Section 128. HMU if you are interested.

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Seems like a poignant time to remind the world that Zachary 🏙️ got chastised by Harrison Butker’s wife for posting a photo of their family that was published by a news agency.

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It’s just starting to feel like a burden to come out here. Environment sucks; concessions are subpar; drive is daunting; team is sad.