Miniature vehicles time

Marching band count: 15 probably TUBA COUNT: 3 There’s hope yet

Spook house floats now Someone growling and drooling the whole time #commitment

Marching band: 16 Everything is marching bands, marching bands are everything.

Knock knock Who’s there? MARCHING MUSIC FROM BAND ON FOOT

Tow trucks now. Like 7 in a row

March it again, bandoleer

Yellow Jacket marching band from Lebanon issues band, marching, and flying insect challenge to Me Like Bees Listen to their new album to hear the result.

Our baristas are the only group of humans who could easily stage a coup and conquer this city. They know your drink. They know your secrets. Tip them well. #baristasofjoplin #baristasruletheworld #joplintoad

TOAD NEWS: Local big box theater breaks remaining seats, lowers bathroom-hand-dryer temperatures by another 30%, and prices individual tickets at $73.50 in last desperate show of power