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Jonathan Duffy

@jonoduffy

Iโ€™m a comedian and co-creator/writer of Bruce the Angry Bear (queer comic book). Aussie born, based in France, available all. bookings [email protected]

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On the metro to see Drag Race France ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท live. I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever seen this many queens with cloth tote bags in one place. Henceforth โ€œa cloth toteโ€ shall be the new collective noun for drag race gays. Cause thereโ€™s a cloth tote of queens on this muthafuken metro

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Iโ€™m having an identity crisis. According to my news feed Iโ€™m the only person in the world who hasnโ€™t received a standing ovation at the Venice film festival. #VeniceFilmFestival

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I donโ€™t get the parents of #nepobabies saying they wish we would let it go. Calm down, itโ€™s not like people are gonna stop hiring your kids. Haha that would mean that the opinions of us non nepo babies actually matter.

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Remember how JJ Abrams did a whole Ted Talk about never giving your audience all the answers and then loads of filmmakers took it too literally and now we live in a world where we can have like 10 seasons of a show and never get any answers? So, Thanks JJ.

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is it just me, or do other people hear that it's Paris fashion week and think, 'Didn't that already happen like 20 times in the past 6 months?' I guess my real question is, 'When is it NOT Paris Fashion Week?'

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Icelandic companies: itโ€™s pride, weโ€™re rainbow. Nova: weโ€™re having a fisting contest you stupid sluts! Are you gagged, you bitch throat goats! #island #nova #iceland

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Iโ€™m just a gay who wants to be a plant dad but I havenโ€™t been able to convince my fiancรฉ that more plants is the way to go.

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Hollywood: People sure love this Jenna Ortega girl, we must put her in everything! Person: Are you sure? Hollywood: It's the only way. From hence fourth all movies will be vehicles for Jenna Ortega's career until we move on to someone else. Person: So till next week?

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Jenna Ortega is one of our times greatest actors and here's why. I saw her in 1 season of YOU & hated her character so much that I can't see that it's a character and not her. As a result, I don't want to see anything she's in. I know this isn't logical.

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I worked in a medical centre when I was younger and I always remember that old people were obsessed with their poop. How often, what itโ€™s like, you name it. Iโ€™m getting close to 40 and now I genuinely feel like I poop way more now than I did 20 years ago. Is it beginning?

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Today took an international train. I arrived like โ€œa normal personโ€ 10 minutes before departure instead of 3 hours like I usually do. I almost shit myself 10 times with anxiety. How the fuck do yโ€™all just mosey on in just before departure like itโ€™s normal?

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Of all the things I never thought I would be; I never thought I would be a 37 yo listening to Taylor Swiftโ€™s โ€˜Lover,โ€™ on vinyl, in my kitchen, from a speaker that almost costs the same amount of money as my rent; but here we are.

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๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฆ๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ก๐—–๐—›๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก โœจ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Vendredi 28 juillet au Dulac cinรฉmas licenciements abusifs 19h : Ouverture du bar ๐Ÿธ 20h : Projection du film : ๐™‡๐™€ ๐™‹๐™๐™Š๐˜พ๐™€๐™Ž๐™Ž๐™๐™Ž ๐˜ฟ๐™€ ๐™‹๐˜ผ๐™„๐™“ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—œ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ž๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, prรฉcรฉdรฉe d'un stand-up de Jonathan Duffy ๐ŸŽŸ bit.ly/LOSTINFRENCHJUโ€ฆ

๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—ฆ๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ก ๐—™๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ก๐—–๐—›๐—Ÿ๐—”๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก โœจ

๐Ÿ‘‰ Vendredi 28 juillet au <a href="/cinemarlequin/">Dulac cinรฉmas licenciements abusifs</a> 
19h : Ouverture du bar ๐Ÿธ
20h : Projection du film : ๐™‡๐™€ ๐™‹๐™๐™Š๐˜พ๐™€๐™Ž๐™Ž๐™๐™Ž ๐˜ฟ๐™€ ๐™‹๐˜ผ๐™„๐™“ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—œ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ž๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, prรฉcรฉdรฉe d'un stand-up de <a href="/jonoduffy/">Jonathan Duffy</a> 

๐ŸŽŸ bit.ly/LOSTINFRENCHJUโ€ฆ
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#nasa: We know it's not aliens but we don't know what these UAP are. Reporter: Ok, then how do you know what something isn't if you don't know what it is? Nasa: Shut up, that's how.

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#nasa: we want to investigate these UAP more because the safety of people is the most important thing. Reporter: Ok great, so will you be providing a budget for this thing that will keep people safe? Nasa: Nah, we'll crowdfund it.

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#nasa: So we're going to try to be more transparent and stop stigmatising UAPs. Public: Ok, so did you discover anything? Nasa: apart from weather balloons, no. Public: Really? I got all dressed up to hear that you're gonna look harder and try not lie?

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Is it just me, or is anyone else disappointed by the #nasa press conference? I mean I don't really care about UAPs but I was kind of hoping they would reveal something big that would mean I don't have to work tomorrow.

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Julianne Moore and Annette Bening interviewing each other about their acting is the unintentional lesbian energy I needed on my birthday