Despite Alexander Isak scoring for Liverpool tonight, the message remains clear. Newcastle has no intentions of selling Isak and any move to Liverpool will be blocked 🚫

Palace (a)

The now unlucky Jonny Poulter shirt is officially retired.

Me checking the Trainline app this morning.

This is why NFC tickets are sound! If I never had my mates ticket today I'd 10000% be swerving and watching the match bollocko in bed with a fat scran

Well that's a Saturday I'm never gonna get back! Trains fucked. Tube stations fucked. Performance fucked. Chelsea (a)

Isak is miles off it! Heavy first touch every time amd just seems to run around offering nothing at the minute. It will work for him, but right now he's miles offer ot. Nunez would've offered more today, atleast he took players out the game with his runs.

🚨Today's Must Read🚨 In Breck Road in Liverpool a local girl was abducted by migrants, she was locked up and drugged. Unable to talk, in desperation she threw herself out of the first floor window. The police raided the address and they were arrested.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Enjoy the cold shower lads Atlético de Madrid Diego Pablo Simeone

The county road caterers

New members sale coming up and I haven’t quite paid off the last one

Fulham Ultras are on their way to St James’. #NUFC

"Haas anyone seen Jason Cundy" 🤣 Jason Cundy MOCKED by Sunderland fan live on air as Chelsea LOSE 2-1 😳

We miss a propa holding midfielder to break up the play like a fabinho. We are shite in transition, like a knife throw butter.

It's down to Sunderland to save football and win the league! Yes, that's how fucking bad it's got.

You can’t sniff the sauce… 😡