Trying out TunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. tunnelbear.com/twitter

New recipe Madras is equally awful. How can you make a product more oily but LESS tasty?!?! Pataks and Spice Tailor (especially the latter) win.

Can’t believe I’m watching this reactionary, soundbite-full, irrelevant nonsense! #bbcqt

Blue hair. Oooh, such an individual. #bbcqt

Definitely worth a follow!

received some of worst abuse ever from remainers today and lots of it “your constituents are mainly racist scumbags” ; “you must have sex abuse scandals to hide”; “hope you get a horrible debilitating illness”. Before and after the vote.

Another Labour MP who did everything she could to stop Brexit. Does she really think people will believe this leaflet ?

Childish questioning! This isn’t dealing with toddlers. Let Boris and Jeremy debate and challenge each other rather than force a pathetic handshake. You’ve taken political debate to playground level - reap what you sow. #ITVDebate

Truly awful management of this debate. Constantly cutting off the participants. #ITVDebate

Quick fire section. Are you going to let them answer? #ITVDebate

This is pretty much unwatchable. #ITVDebate

#BBCQuestionTime No other broadcaster could set up a post-election broadcast that is designed to snipe against a new government with a massive majority. The game is up. The BBC has run its course. Time to remove the licence fee.

Paul Merson reveals what it was like to have Gazza as a flatmate 🎉

Are they (sorry, us) paying her for this?!? Awful awful awful #TraceyBreaksTheNews

So the UK HMRC position is covered but what about the moral payment of tax in the country where the property exists? I’d have sympathy were it not for you being so sanctimonious about others’ failings. You made the decision to structure the purchase in that way. #hypocrite? x.com/garylineker/st…

Jeremy Corbyn spent last night with a group who five days ago called the Labour anti-Semitism scandal a “bout of faux-outrage” and "cynical manipulation". That's why this story matters. Does anyone think he gets it?

We've issued an efit for of a suspect in a distraction burglary in Stratford in February. If you have any information please contact us. warwickshire.police.uk/45543

There is only a few of us who can do that

Quote of The Day is Diane Abbott: "Who can have confidence in Amber Rudd if she doesn’t seem able to get basic facts right?” order-order.com/quote/diane-ab…

Need some extra help to get to the gym ahead of the Bank Holiday weekend? Feel the Force with Shots Nuts to help get you through! #MayThe4thBeWithYou