I have an archaeology joke but nobody digs it.

Hey Gary Gary Lineker got another spare bedroom?

Mario Klart

Absolutely fucking ridiculous from Phil Foden What a talent 🔥🔥🔥

🗣 "We looked at Chelsea and we knew they switch off sometimes from set pieces." 🗣 "Jamie Carragher said he needs to get his numbers up if he wants to be a top player." James Maddison speaks to Sky Sports about Leicester's win that sends them top of the Premier League.

The Queen is sending a private message of condolence to the family of Captain Sir Tom Moore. Her Majesty very much enjoyed meeting Captain Sir Tom and his family at Windsor last year. Her thoughts and those of the Royal Family are with them.

Kaka is trending so think we all just need to watch this assist again... That stunning turn and then the inch-perfect pass. 🔥🔥🔥 📹 UEFA Champions League

This will stop you in your tracks. Unbelievable. We gave them the names of those we trained to fight them. And some we will leave behind to the violence we see at the airport. An appalling day, verging from rage to tears. x.com/maj_retd_fox/s…

One of the best things to come out of 2021 😂😂

Can’t believe Jacques has left the villa

Zidane’s first touch was a piece of art

How does Maguire start???? #SouthgateOut

Had to cashout for £11k. I think Arsenal will win but it was too much to risk. Around £18k profit this weekend. 2 bets still to go for next weekend. These weren’t teams from my list, they were huge longshots when I got pissed off after city didn’t beat Soton 😅

This kid is an absolute joke 🥶 Jude Oyibo

Come on the boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This lad goes to a £20 per head buffet and has to pay £30.