Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile
Jon F Hancock

@jonfhancock

He/Him. Linen Trousers Enthusiast. Android dev. Taller than you expected. Funnier on the internet. ADHD haver. #NeuroDiverseSquad #BlackLivesMatter

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Charlotte Clymer πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ (@cmclymer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm not giving Susan Collins a damn bit of credit for voting to confirm an obviously highly-qualified nominee. That's her job. Even the hint of concern in her statement annoys the hell out of me. In good faith, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson should be confirmed 100-0 in favor.

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Four pecks to a bushel. This phrase came out of my mouth just now. Why am I 100% confident that I was correct even though I have never actually needed to convert from pecks to bushels? Weird how some information stays in my brain, and other, more useful information does not.

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Does anybody else feel exhausted by wearing sunscreen? Like... I feel sticky all day and that's annoying, but it's more than that. When I wear sunscreen, it's like... A stuffy nose, but all over my body. Like my skin can't catch its breath.

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oh hell yeah. I just stepped into a pizza place for lunch, and they had Stand Out by Tevin Campbell from the Goofy Movie playing on the radio. Glorious.

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is true. We deliberately damage computers with the intention to undamage them better. But we just keep using them while damaged instead.

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Have you ever started exploring the cause of a bug in your software, realized its a whole infestation, then just... felt like you need a nap?

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Well, if this isn't a metaphor for how my week is going... Wordle 304 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You know, the funny thing about the sharpest tool in the shed is that it either isn't doing anything useful, or it is only the sharpest tool for a very short time. Tools lose their sharp edge as they are used to cut wood, and require frequent, careful resharpening.

The Debt Collective πŸŸ₯ (@strikedebt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Full and unilateral student debt cancelation has always been the most sensible policy. $50k and $10k undermine the entire push for cancelation. All of it is unjust. All of it is immoral. None of it should have ever happened. Student debt should have never existed.

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I get a new multi-purpose tool, I seem to use it everywhere for a while. My latest new tool is gaffer's tape. It is genuinely wonderful stuff. I bought a black roll, and loved it, so I bought a white roll, and a rainbow of fluorescent rolls.

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Anybody else rewatching the 2020 home movie remake of Princess Bride and alternating between laughing and crying? ... No? Just me? Ok.

Jon F Hancock (@jonfhancock) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Whelp. It was fun while it lasted at Mindbody. I've been laid off today along with several other folks. I'm going to take a few days to decompress, then I'll be diving back into interviewing.