Worlds most inappropriate sign? yfrog.com/gy28mrxnj

"Getting lashed 39 times was fine. I was just happy to feel anything at all." –Emo Jesus

FACEBOOK USERS. They're = they are; their = belonging to them; there = not here. Next week, rocket science. /via Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦

Yes, I really do love cherry pie. #lynchqa

The phrase "down to earth" is usually said as a compliment, but I tried doing that once, and it didn't work out so well.

All I want for Xmas is to win a BANKSY print. Have a go, my festive gift to you! #winabanksy hangupurban.com/win-a-banksy via Hang-Up Gallery

Yeah, I'm still mad I wasn't named TIME's "Person of the Year." It's because I'm black, isn't it?

going overboard with photo effects instagr.am/p/kUoz8/

My article in Sunday Herald on so-called offensive comedy, Frankie Boyle Updates, and all that jazz. http://bit.ly/f8fxB3

I know what you're thinking and (sigh), yes, I have tried masturbating with the holes in my hands...both hands

WANT to rap like Eminem? Simply stub your toe before reciting a nursery rhyme. /via moanup

wherefore art thou peanut butter kit kat chunkies?

cool runnings set to record; check. let's have ya st albans

No, I will not be 'hanging out' this weekend, nor will I be getting 'hammered' or hoping to get 'nailed'....you assholes.

open.spotify.com/track/1TQ6a2NE…: the track Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) by Quindon Tarver on Spotify

Never trust an adult wearing Crocs. That's it. No punchline. Just good solid advice from a guy who knows his shit.

SCOTTISH GROOMS. Maybe it would be a good idea to wear boxer shorts. fb.me/HlJNzp5e /via @thepoke

Common sense press here: - gu.com/p/2pb78/tw via The Guardian

CHINA SHOPS. Avoid your worst nightmare by simply installing a cattle grid to your entrance. /via Baby Jesus

Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/JBTVc/