Name a TV show where any chapter is painted like that. Can’t think of one? Neither can I. It would be very, very dull.

Why is he rowing away from England if he wants to go there?

This is ridiculous. My female teachers were either Miss or Mrs. And all my teachers in primary school talked about their partners. It’s just normal.

Hello Vitality UK are your systems down? I am trying to log on for a GP appointment for my son but can’t login on any devices

I’ve thought a lot about whether it’s the right thing to talk about Rachel Reeves crying at PMQs. Because crying is not something we should be ashamed of, or something we should be judged for. Because crying is something associated with women - and in particular this misogynistic

The condimentalist has spoken

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Oh wow Greater Anglia Just for a change the 19:00 LST to NOR train, yet again has no first class. Another claim. At this point, you might want to simply add me to your payroll. What. Is. Going. On.

Stop. Banning. Books.

enjoying the tennis a lot but I still don't understand why every game needs a lifeguard

I find this concept of a pre nup weird. That’s what marriage is - you become united as one. If the marriage ends, then there should be an equitable division of assets.

isn't this literally better than censorship ? Preserving media while establishing a quick context beforehand

Sophie discovers the concept of representative democracy.

Who are the elites? I hate this stupid phrase - the elites are all over the place on this stuff. Farage is the elite. Starmer is the elite. Badenoch is the elite. Trump is the elite. Meloni is the elite. Macron is the elite. Musk is the elite. Rowling is the elite.

Petition to make Matt Berry the next James Bond.

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

Alyssa 🌻 As much as I hate hearing loud kids, if a parent is doing their best to teach and help the kid act in public theres nothing more I could ask of them. A kid can’t learn to behave in public if you don’t take them into the public space 😂

This should be illegal