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Sea, sand, stunning scenery and swimming with dolphins, these memoirs have it all… but beware the unexpected 😱 Erupting volcano, drug smuggling, Obeah murder, escaped prisoners, hurricanes and much more. Full of drama, told with humour, an expat in the Caribbean 🏝️

Been hibernating for so long I've not been able to plug the autobiography about my life. I've always been a late sleeper. amazon.co.uk/No-Word-Lie-co…

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Looking forward to bringing the Attention All Shipping live extravaganza* to Worcester on Thursday. After two successive sell-out shows; be great to make this a hat-trick. worcestertheatres.co.uk/whats-on/atten… * Me telling stories and occasionally pointing at things.

FOR ONE DAY ONLY my new novel is just 99p on kindle! Please spread the news 🙏 Find it here: tinyurl.com/HowToAgeDisgra… And do let me know what you think 😃

Paul is picking his Tracks Of My Years on Vernon Kay's BBC Radio 2 show all this week. Listen out for them on the show or listen to the full selection now on BBC Sounds at the following link bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

The book is still available to buy at simongarnerbook.co.uk

“We’re going to do the Environment Agency’s job for it." Nick Ferrari has challenged Feargal Sharkey to test the toxicity of England’s rivers. First up is the River Avon in Bristol…

Nice mention in the Times for ‘RAISE THE OOF!’ - especially so as it’s meant be ‘pick of the week’ and my tour’s not til January! Gratifying also to be placed next to 10cc - those lads have been dreadfully quiet of late..

'The Mighty Several out now and available to download on iTunes now for only £4.99 paulheaton.lnk.to/TheMightySever… Paul Heaton’s ‘The Mighty Several’ - the new album is out now! Produced by Ian Broudie and featuring the recent singles ‘Fish ‘N’ Chip Supper’ and ‘Quicksand’.

Let’s all retweet to get Paul his first solo number one album!!!! I’m so, so proud of him ❤️❤️❤️

Christmas is coming … I know the perfect gift for the #Rovers #WBA #Chairboys fan in your life 📕 🎅 simongarnerbook.co.uk

I was in hibernation when all this kicked off in 1888 (so it definitely wasn't me) but this show sounds like a splendid journey back into time. Go book yourself. rippershow.co.uk

Ken’s online Xmas e-shoppe is now open for business, and new items include a fabulous 2-colour tote bag and my first new song compilation in oof.. over 7 years! shuttleworths.co.uk/pages/shop.html