I'd personally have opted for the pile bomb reference, but point taken

Why is Ali Sanchez on the Red Sox?

Does anyone have an exact amount on the number of babies murdered by Isaiah Campbell?

Reminder that it's OK to replace this guy at 1B and in the lineup (and that's it's pretty unserious not to). idk what went down in Washington with Lowe, but I'm guessing that the Sox did their diligence. If Lowe simply hated playing there (it happens), could be an explanation

Seems like a lot of pitches for a guy who's 26 IP back from Tommy John . . . wtf are we doing here? Expecting a demotion tomorrow, if we're following the Cora playbook.

Ceddanne's plate approach is in the toilet. Disappointing, given how much progress he'd appeared to have made a month or so back. Maybe he's fatigued? Looks like he could use a couple days to reset.

Yep - with Bernardino coming back up tomorrow, it just confirms that this was the patented "fuck this guy, he's gone tomorrow" AC move.

So we picked up an actual 1B so we can play him at DH and keep the non-1B at 1B. Got it.

. . . and Ceddanne was very vocal about how much Bregman helped him with his approach qhen he was raking. Maybe, since Bregman has his own ABs to focus on now, that's why Rafaela has reverted to some bad tendencies? Would make some sense.

Did Cora forget that Mountcastle was there? I mean, bringing in a guy with Wilson's splits with nobody out and 2 on . . . not exactly a stunning result there.

wtf just happened

OMfG

0-2 with Nathaniel Lowe. He's clearly a very selfish player, hogging those late inning RBIs for himself - and obviously sabotaged the rest of the team with some high level Lowe trickery. Get him gone.

love it - so many great RPs started this way . . . not holding my breath for anything mind-blowing, but this will be fun to watch

I'm sure the knee-jerks will be WTF, but defensive replacement and PR - it makes sense

Not sure who needs to hear this, but Hamilton getting called up does not mean that Ceddanne's days at 2B are at an end (nor should it).

there goes mlb.tv - just hoping that whatever platform ESPN will be streaming Sox games on will be of comparable price

Sox have no idea how to drop a bunt down - it's painful. I get that nobody bunts anymore, but I'm old . . . and everything is painful.

As much as I love Story defensively, I do feel that sometimes he needs to peel it back on the balls in the shallow OF. The OFs clearly defer to him way too much when he's going after those, when they should be turning on the jets and getting to the ball. Not saying anyone

I mean, what is there to NOT love about this kid? Even the bat flip was done perfectly . . . not too flashy or showy, but juuuust enough of "You Yankee clowns are officially on notice that this is how I do shit."