I feel like i do this every year but bro... Its near the end of April... I'm getting old too fast

I have enjoyed this storm tremendously, however I've just noticed it's 3am. I am frankly too old to recover from this for my 9 to 5.

I've just interrupted 2 snails fornicating in a garden centre. I thought it was a highly inappropriate activity to be doing in public.

All you people can't you see, can't you see. You're welcome for the earworm.

Oh shit, it's 10 years tomorrow since Robin Williams died... Still makes me sad, he was a huge chunk of my childhood and my humour growing up.

Red Dead Redemption and Undead Nightmare coming to PC October 29. With a host of PC-specific features, including native 4k resolution, Ultrawide and Super Ultrawide monitor support, and much more: rsg.ms/129040b

HSBC mobile and online banking is down... If you're going to close all the local branches down, make sure your online banking is robust.

Ah shit, here we go again.