𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐯 𝟐𝐧𝐝. ⚽️ | Barrow v Leyton Orient 📍 | SO Legal Stadium 🗓 | Saturday, kick-off 3pm 🎟 | On Sale: bit.ly/barvley 🥂 | On Sale: bit.ly/barvleyhosp #WeAreBarrow | #BARvLEY

A friend of mine yesterday told me he needed time to chill and be old, so he was stepping away from his musical endeavours. He's only on his 30's. It made me sad! I have zero intentions of chilling or being old until my body gives up and makes me! #Oldman

Husband-"You shouldn't tell me how much you earn, 'cause now I don't feel bad about you buying the food all the time. Me- "Excellent, now I don't feel bad about you cooking it all the time either 😁" #GetInTheKitchen 🤣🤣🤣

Because I've got an immature sense of humour, when I'm in the area I have to take the pic

A toast to nude revenge wiggles! 🍷🍑

Who lost money on that then? 😂

Bit late to the table, but I'm on with The Rings of Power...pretty bloody good!

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Thanks Blues Pills for spending 858 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Low Road. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2lmQ4CU…

Baby tiger sneaks up on its mom.

Brentford kicking Liverpool's ass? I'm I the only one shocked? 🤣

We are in need of some publicity, so we are going to start 'liking' super controversial tweets and replying with things like "tell it like it is, sister!". If you guys could do your bit and cancel us that would be great.

It's hard to know what social to stick with? Do you just pick one or post the same shite on all of them? #SocialMedia #WhichIsBest

Just dropped me toast & spilled me brew...must have been having impure thoughts or something.

It's Tuesday! I'm 40! (Not my birthday, just stating my age) and tonight I'm doing 40 year old things...it's Bingo night! (This could be a 60 year old thing, but I refuse to believe I'm old before my time!) #PassMeMaDabber

40 years old and I still love Harry Potter.

This Snapchat A.I. thing...I'm digging it tbh, but someone is definitely going to end up in a weird sexual "relationship" with it. Pure "Her" vibes 😂

Omg this is so sad! Had me crying! Great knowledge, but what the fuck is humanity? #DarkHistory #BaileySarian open.spotify.com/episode/3w3Mna…

There are some smells you just can't get off your fingers (oi...don't be fucking disgusting!) And flame grilled streak McCoy's is one of them. #SmellMyFingers

Is twitter shite, or is it just me?