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Eli Trichon

@jokeofeli

Stand Up Comedian based in NYC.

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My grandma Is 96, and said the one thing she wanted but won’t get in life is great grandchildren. She can’t hear but I rubbed her back gently and said, “I’ll knock somebody up for you grandma” #Thanksgiving #Grandma

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It can go back to normal. Every time we go outside we just have to wear scuba gear. The new “unprotected sex” will be doing it without wearing the helmets. #coronavirus #Covid_19 #moderndating #jokes #coronajokes

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I text old friends to set up a phone catch up talk and they’re like “sure when’s good for you?” And I’m like anytime between now and April!

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Despite moving sales online, Girl Scouts are not selling their baked goods. It’s not about cookies it’s about eye candy.

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I’ve learned so much from Covid. Like how every virus has an inoculum- the amount of virus it takes to cause an actual infection. So don’t worry baby, it’s just a touch of HPV.

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Everyone buys stuff from either Walmart or Amazon. Which I think explains why the people in the rural parts of the country are so angry. Because Walmart is way shittier than Amazon.

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The nfl will play the black national anthem, then the star spangled banner before the games. So I’ll have to stand, kneel, and then sit down. It’ll be like church! #nfl #nationalanthem #NFLNews #Kaepernick #jokes #ESPN #SportsNews

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I love Japan! Amazing country! All countries matter! Arrest the murderers of Breonna Taylor. #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly #FourthofJuly2020 #ProudToBeAnAmerican

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A new Donald J. Trump ad warns that some Joe Biden supporters want to abolish the police. But some of Trump’s supporters are part of the Klu Klux Klan. I wouldn’t bring up fringe voters Donny! (Also arrest Breonna Taylor’s murderers) #maga #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #Election2020

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🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 TreyTrey joins @50ErinHenderson Vikings Brawl ™️ AGAIN -Kendall Hinton & Brad Childress discussion (it gets heated) -Vikings found a weird way to win on Sunday -Erin and Jamarca talk about their new podcast "Asked and Answered" linktr.ee/VikingsBrawl

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The launch week continues of Erin Henderson & TreyTrey new podcast "Asked and Answered" for THE Players Brawl The Brawl Network ™️ Look out in the upcoming weeks when we have ashley robinson on! This Queen IS A BOSS! She was so much fun & inspiring! Subscribe NOW! linktr.ee/PlayersBrawl