if i were any more thrilling i’d be classified as a schedule ii drug

Red Bull’s slogan "Red Bull Gives You Wings" makes so much sense because when I think of a bull, I picture in-flight aerodynamics

what women what men think men actually want. want.

love watching Variety Actors on Actors

by agrim (c. 2021)

my tweets have cured more hot girls of depression than prozac ever could

if she's on twitter best you quit her! if she's on twinstar kind of a win, star!

Q: how many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 9 out of 10.

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The universe is infinitely capable of humbling the arrogant

Tweety bird, Sweety bird Where did they bury you? Tweety bird, Sweety bird Bless your lil heart

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Misery is a woman's default setting.

God is insurance against hubris.

Why make her laugh when you can make her cry?

If my words become too cheap, I shall lay my quill to sleep. Bite my tongue forevermore, Stilly reminisce days of yore. Clumsy scribbles used to pay, Take her frosty breath away.

LORD, give me strength to steer Your creation, from the darkly depths of this dismal night, to a starry place, wondrous & bright. ❊