Tailgating me while I’m going 80 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid btw lol

“what that mouth do” lie and drink straight from the bottle

me mid conversation with anyone

every girl has to suffer through the constant internal battle between being really sweet and being really evil

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

ppl who're real eaters are kinda scary like they'll literally hold you down and just go at it like they’re starving

When I’m near the ocean my heart grows three sizes like the grinch

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

Me trying to jump through my tv to get to #Bieberchella

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

zendaya puts on them converses and the gay takes over her like the green goblin mask

if i ever saw him in person i would collapse and need 3 ambulances

when i’m at a concert having fun in the moment then remember nothing ever lasts forever

I literally cannot stop thinking about Justin Bieber singing Favorite Girl.

the feminine urge to yell liar every time men speak

quando eu era criança, eu acreditava fielmente que essa mulher era a princesa diana

Justin Bieber performing live at Coachella Music Festival, Indio, California. (April 11th 2026) (Full Set)