If anyone wants to know what Carson Bloomberg and I will look like in 50 years... something like this

Walked into a gas station and they had 3 for $2 16oz Hamms... Guess whos getting drunk tonight for $4

Best Kenny Chesney Song

Im just going to say it now... If Miles Teller character in Top Gun 2 is not named Gosling... Im setting something on fire

⁦Kyle Seys⁩ still true

I dont trust people that actually look at the menu when they go to Waffle House... All Star or Bust people

Oh my......

Just once in my life i want to use the saying “Hes the Charlie Daniels of the torque-wrench” when asked to describe someone

If Baez doesnt win MVP im rioting

.300 AVG 30 HR 100 RBI 21 SB 35 2B 9 3B And that's just the offense.

If Fall Out Boy plays “A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More ‘Touch Me’” tomorrow I will die one happy man

Thanks ESPN I didnt to watch Brian Urlacher get his Hall of Fame Ring anyways. Its fine............

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals Conor McGregor @ProperWhiskey

Hey Mitchell Trubisky if youre in Nashville come to The Stage on Broadway and Ill buy you a drink or 7! 🤷🏼‍♂️ I play till 10:15!

Hearing the Packers at Bears game will likely be the 2019 season’s Thursday Kickoff Game to recognize the NFL’s 100th anniversary.

Tom Brady's pre-game speech #SuperBowl #oxproductions

On my dad’s first day at his new job he told the entire staff “Im not coming in the day after the Super Bowl so you dont have to”... Now the company has “Jerry Day” and no one has to go to work tomorrow... Not all Heroes wear Capes

“Do you guys have any requests?”- My Singer “Do you know Fuck You Bitch by Wheeler Walker Jr.?!”- A 60 Year Old Woman Drinking a Busch Latte. I love this Country 🇺🇸

“Got any fun plans for Valentines Day?” Lady Cashier at Kroger “HA! NO!”- Me laughing at her

Man... Random week nights at rhe Villas were the best ⁦Matt Hayes⁩ lololol