**while patting self like the Macarena** Phone ✅ Wallet ✅ Keys ✅ Nicotine ✅ Dignity 😯

(1st beer) this is good. love this (5th beer) Man This stuff really hits the spot (7th beer) Still good. Hell I might have another

This is gonna sound like it was overheard walking out of a Starbucks but man am I freakin stoked for Fall

Chris Berman was wild for this

Please do your part to help Mike Lindell purchase a new cell phone

Dude

This is inexcusable. A truly wild moment yesterday from the House Financial Services Committee, where they laugh about the revolving door from Congress to the banks.

Hulu is great cuz you get a little bit of television with your commercials

"can you explain this gap in your resume?" oh, yeah, that's when i was trapped inside of a supernatural jungle-based board game

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It’s only a Ponzi if it comes from the Ponzi region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling crypto.

Rodney Mullen 2.0

There are few things more exciting than seeing new Skrillex drop, his production is insane since he died for the sins of dubstep and was reincarnated

#iMcConaughey #valentinesday

F1 Driver, hottest Italian guy you've ever seen: I don't think about crashing at all. Just doesn't cross my mind. Golfer who looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome: It's life or death out there. Every day I live in fear that the game will eat me alive

I don’t always go to the convenience store but when I do there’s a 50 year old woman frantically playing Keno/lottery tickets right in front of me for 10 minutes.

The Taking of Christ, by Francisco de Goya, 1798