The type of "Promoted" tweets that Twitter is now displaying in my feed.

ESPN REALLY wants me to care about the College World Series, but... it's just not gonna happen.

Josh Donaldson is batting .139. New York Yankees, what are we doing here?

1. Chuck 2. Shaq 3. [none of these other chumps]

That should fix it.

Agreed. An absolutely ludicrous overpay. Boston's problem though. 🙃

Almost makes you wonder if he went to LIV for the bags of cash and NOT to help better the game of golf for everyone. 😂

Before anything else happens, I wanna give a huge huge thank you to our team. Without them, this past year wouldn’t have been possible. That’s Tom Gnolfo, Travis Gentile, Jonathan Wilson, James Spence, John Rybicki and Kyle Frey

8.25.23 The Callous Daoboys #thecallousdaoboys #wacojesus #GSUTCD

LET RUSS COOK

Not sure we need the "largely" here.

“Let Russ Cook” Russ:

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to put Mark Ingram II on television, but holy hell... change the channel and save your eardrums and brain cells.

🖕 Houston Astros 🖕 Ted Cruz Go Texas Rangers

Narrator: "Jenna was not innocent..."

Should be disbarred in Colorado (and everywhere else). @COBarAssoc Should be disavowed by Richmond Law & Colorado Christian University. Absolute disgrace to the profession.

It's been fun, but I'm done here until further notice -- "Twitter" continues to flood my inbox with suggested tweets about how the 2020 election was stolen. 😂 Great job Elon; you're a true patriot.