The type of woman you meet once and can’t stop thinking about for the rest of your life

I’m petty confident that’s aristocrat too 🤢

I agree

Yes You should fly to that twitter girls city just to see her quit overthinking it

Cargo space? No car go road

3 firsts and 2 Second rounders plus Malcom koonce.

Buzz me just unlock a new level of being buzzed. The flirtation level

#NewProfilePic

Type of woman I would cook dinner for

This look is growing on me

Love lord and manifest

why do i always crave snacks at 3am like i’m a raccoon in human form?

you’d look way better tangled up in my sheets than in my notifications

Why do we call it ‘adulting’ like it’s optional? I want a refund on all responsibilities.

Almost accidentally sent out a tweet from my drafts again.

Being an adult is 90% opening the fridge, staring, then closing it like it’s gonna magically reset.

Got a tweet saved in the drafts that I HOPEFULLY don’t accidentally Tweet it like I did the last time